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the one where a guest called the cops on me for not wanting to go dumpster diving

So tonight I go in thinking hey it’s Sunday everything is gonna be chill as fuck and at worst I have old people and the voucher travelers to deal with and the ungodly heat and the surprise rainstorm…. So yeah the guy in 2XX with the cats hasn’t left yet. He extends day by day…… Continue reading the one where a guest called the cops on me for not wanting to go dumpster diving

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GUEST POST

So hotel workers talk to each other and some times some of them are funnier than I am. This one took the cake. For all you night auditors like me who just want some peace and quiet. The check-ins are all processed, No more credit cards left to sweep. You should be cozy and warm…… Continue reading GUEST POST

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don’t let the assholes get you down

We had another Special Snowflake weirdo that seems to think that if the trash can in his room is full he needs to get a new room or something. He came down this morning and started in with my co-worker who is the nicest person in the world and whenever someone yells at him he…… Continue reading don’t let the assholes get you down

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things I wish I could say part 2

Just the greatest hits from my facebook page over the last few days: Lady just came in to check in to the hotel and was chewing some food and just threw her credit card at me and stared at me. What? Do you have a reservation? Do you want a room? What planet are you…… Continue reading things I wish I could say part 2