Thursday night I had a pretty full house with some interesting but not stressful people. I also was doing double duty as front desk and evening reception which meant glory glory praise be, I got to wear my own clothes, as in a black button up and black pants instead of my usual nightmare of…… Continue reading Full Moon Rising
So Casa De Pineapple has four rooms full of people who just will not fucking leave. They extend a day at a time and it’s getting on my last fucking nerve. The first two rooms aren’t that bad. It’s 2X1 and 2X2 and they are a mother and son staying across from each other. I…… Continue reading please go home now
So tonight I go in thinking hey it’s Sunday everything is gonna be chill as fuck and at worst I have old people and the voucher travelers to deal with and the ungodly heat and the surprise rainstorm…. So yeah the guy in 2XX with the cats hasn’t left yet. He extends day by day…… Continue reading the one where a guest called the cops on me for not wanting to go dumpster diving
So I finally got to see a friend of mine who’s family stayed with us these past few days for a wedding. They were model wedding party guests and seriously if you knew my friend who manages the local bar I hang out at, you’d expect nothing less but despite knowing my friend for over…… Continue reading pineapples unite!
So hotel workers talk to each other and some times some of them are funnier than I am. This one took the cake. For all you night auditors like me who just want some peace and quiet. The check-ins are all processed, No more credit cards left to sweep. You should be cozy and warm…… Continue reading GUEST POST
We had another Special Snowflake weirdo that seems to think that if the trash can in his room is full he needs to get a new room or something. He came down this morning and started in with my co-worker who is the nicest person in the world and whenever someone yells at him he…… Continue reading don’t let the assholes get you down
Just the greatest hits from my facebook page over the last few days: Lady just came in to check in to the hotel and was chewing some food and just threw her credit card at me and stared at me. What? Do you have a reservation? Do you want a room? What planet are you…… Continue reading things I wish I could say part 2