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the long awaited story of the ant lady aka the one where my dad saw where i work

I don’t know what the fuck was in the water yesterday but everyone was batshit crazy. I opened yesterday and immediately there was the Ant Lady. She came up and started yelling at me about a coworker of mine and whatever. I hadn’t even had time to open the book of horrors but her story…… Continue reading the long awaited story of the ant lady aka the one where my dad saw where i work

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The queen visits another castle

So I worked open yesterday after going to a rather hard core rock show the night before and I have a sprained ankle and busted up elbow from it. (Trust me it was awesome.) Anyway when I was done with dealing with another 900 “where is breakfast” (I fucking just told you where it was…… Continue reading The queen visits another castle

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things i wish i could say

Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: The same goddamned place it was yesterday when I drew you a map to get to it. You can see breakfast, its the big room that has food in it. I can literally see the stupid door from here. Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: Hell. It’s in hell. Guest: What…… Continue reading things i wish i could say

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who does that?!?

We had a family come for early check in. Okay we had like 900 families come for early check ins but this one took the fucking cake. We told them we were still cleaning rooms and could process their check in and when the room was ready in about 20 minutes we’d give them the…… Continue reading who does that?!?

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please close your mouth

Hotels are like a giant toilet line. If someone is using the toilet, you can’t have it. And I am sure as hell not going to go bother someone taking a shit so you can take a shit before they are done taking a shit My response to someone on reddit implying we lie or…… Continue reading please close your mouth

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jail time doesn’t mean you don’t get my time.

The other day I had a woman call me from Nevada asking about rates for a weekend she could come out and see her man who is locked up here. He was recently transferred from a facility in a place it was more economical to visit than here. My heart instantly dropped for her because…… Continue reading jail time doesn’t mean you don’t get my time.