la la la lobby time · Uncategorized

somehow this wasn’t human trafficking

Okay the guests have finally fucking done it, I have no words…

9:30am on a holiday weekend-

Guest: I know we’re early but can we check in?

Me: Let me have a look at that for you, what’s the last name on the reservation?

Guest: Ha ha ha I just spent five hours in the car with this woman and I don’t even know her last name… ha ha ha.

Me:….

Guest: she’s in the bathroom!

Female guest comes out of the bathroom, doesn’t seem upset or kidnapped or anything and hands me her ID and credit card. She pulls out her cell phone too and he is looking over her shoulder and this happens

Male Guest: Oh shit are those your kids? (looks at me) Can you believe this? 5 hours in the car and I didn’t know this!

Female guest: *giggles and hands me her cell phone to look at the reservation* It’s in Korean though!

It was in Korean.

I have no idea what the fuck I just watched happen but it’s truly the weirdest check in I’ve had since the chicken suit dude.

how do you survive on your own · la la la lobby time · people on the phone · Uncategorized

your wifi is broken

Guest on phone: Your wifi doesn’t work. I put in the password and it doesn’t work.

Me: the password is ****** and is printed on the key envelope.

GOP: It doesn’t work.

Me: Is this a laptop or a cell phone.

(trust me this is important actually, it can determine how I have to “fix” the problem.)

Guest on phone: *hangs up on me.*

Later…

Guest On Phone: HAVE YOU FIXED THE WIFI PASSWORD YET?

Me: Sir it is printed on your key envelope but it is still ******.

Guest: It’d doesn’t work. You are wrong.

Later….

Guest comes into lobby and thrusts phone at me.

Guest: YOU PUT THE PASSWORD IN YOU WILL SEE IT DOES NOT WORK.

Me: *in my sleep puts password in, phone connects to the wifi* Here you go sir, have a good night.

Guest: YOU DID A TRICK! You changed the password before I came down.

Me: *gets out an another key envelope with the same wifi code stamped on it, draws a box around the code like I do at every check in* The code is here, ****8

Guest’s wife: I kept telling you that last number wasn’t a B but you don’t listen.

Me: Thank you, have a good night!