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things I wish I could say part 2

Just the greatest hits from my facebook page over the last few days: Lady just came in to check in to the hotel and was chewing some food and just threw her credit card at me and stared at me. What? Do you have a reservation? Do you want a room? What planet are you…… Continue reading things I wish I could say part 2

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things i wish i could say

Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: The same goddamned place it was yesterday when I drew you a map to get to it. You can see breakfast, its the big room that has food in it. I can literally see the stupid door from here. Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: Hell. It’s in hell. Guest: What…… Continue reading things i wish i could say

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who does that?!?

We had a family come for early check in. Okay we had like 900 families come for early check ins but this one took the fucking cake. We told them we were still cleaning rooms and could process their check in and when the room was ready in about 20 minutes we’d give them the…… Continue reading who does that?!?

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please close your mouth

Hotels are like a giant toilet line. If someone is using the toilet, you can’t have it. And I am sure as hell not going to go bother someone taking a shit so you can take a shit before they are done taking a shit My response to someone on reddit implying we lie or…… Continue reading please close your mouth

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happy birthday America aka WHAT IN THE ACTUAL EFF?

I knew today was going to be kind of a shit show. 4th of July is a neighboring town’s BIG DAMN DEAL and they have the most expensive fireworks show I’ve ever seen. But I wasn’t prepared for what I walked into at all…. We had a guest who checked in last night and after…… Continue reading happy birthday America aka WHAT IN THE ACTUAL EFF?

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hey baby, it’s the 4th of july

Two for one tale tonight. Casa De Pineapple has been crazy interesting lately… First part: One of my favorite bands checked into the hotel. If you can guess who it was, rad, I will not confirm or deny who they are but I already had tickets to see the show before I knew they were…… Continue reading hey baby, it’s the 4th of july

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What a beautiful wedding said the bridesmaid to the waiter…

I worked opening shift this morning and knew we had some weddings in the house but nothing prepared me for the bucket of wedding crazy I got from a guest in our 4th floor section today… About an hour after check out on our property the house line rang and it was room 4XX. I’ll…… Continue reading What a beautiful wedding said the bridesmaid to the waiter…