I worked opening shift this morning and knew we had some weddings in the house but nothing prepared me for the bucket of wedding crazy I got from a guest in our 4th floor section today… About an hour after check out on our property the house line rang and it was room 4XX. I’ll…… Continue reading What a beautiful wedding said the bridesmaid to the waiter…
So this lady walked in the other night to get a room without checking availability or rates. WALKED IN mind you, and slammed down her military id and credit card before I could even finish saying “Can I help you?” Me: Can I… Military Woman: GOVERNMENT ROOM TWO NIGHTS, TWO QUEENS 90 DOLLARS NOW. Me…… Continue reading The Military Woman
It will be quiet they said, everyone is leaving they said… We’re 80% full. Loads of week long guests checking in as well as a mountain of walk ups. And for some odd reason they all arrive in clusters. Like five at a time. Lots of walk ins too. My partner cleared out about 1…… Continue reading grad weekend, night 3
Come Sunday I am going to be a husk of an FDA. Tomorrow I go in to open again. Tomorrow is the unofficial start of the weekend in the city where I work. Tomorrow is the unofficial start of alumni weekend for the college that’s about to make my life hell by graduating. We are…… Continue reading my third graduation weekend begins…
This actually happened a couple of weeks ago…. So I roll into work to do a 3-11. These are otherwise known as the psycho shift, but I’m so used to them now I don’t even care. If you don’t basically live in hotel land you don’t understand that a 3pm check in, isn’t set in…… Continue reading Sportsball
Things have been batshit crazy at work lately. Sold out as fuck, learning the management styles of new bosses, trying to deal with shitty assed entitled people who see me as the world’s worst person because they can’t get a thing that they want. Malfunctioning shit everywhere and as usual I am alone. The rub…… Continue reading no this guest was the most absurd guest I’ve ever had
I get to work yesterday and clock in around noon and start trying to make a dent in the chore list. Never happened. Like 80 people trying to check in early with another 4 or 5 late check outs and we were sold out the night before. Getting a clean room at noon is not…… Continue reading The absolute most absurd guest I’ve ever had and a surprise cameo by my cousin.