I don’t know what the fuck was in the water today but everyone was more batshit crazy than normal. I had an over sell on certain rooms but not to worry we fixed that bullshit really quick. But everyone on the phone and almost everyone who came through the lobby was just INSANE. I made…… Continue reading okay go home Thursday, you’re drunk
Thursday night I had a pretty full house with some interesting but not stressful people. I also was doing double duty as front desk and evening reception which meant glory glory praise be, I got to wear my own clothes, as in a black button up and black pants instead of my usual nightmare of…… Continue reading Full Moon Rising
So Casa De Pineapple has four rooms full of people who just will not fucking leave. They extend a day at a time and it’s getting on my last fucking nerve. The first two rooms aren’t that bad. It’s 2X1 and 2X2 and they are a mother and son staying across from each other. I…… Continue reading please go home now
Just the greatest hits from my facebook page over the last few days: Lady just came in to check in to the hotel and was chewing some food and just threw her credit card at me and stared at me. What? Do you have a reservation? Do you want a room? What planet are you…… Continue reading things I wish I could say part 2
Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: The same goddamned place it was yesterday when I drew you a map to get to it. You can see breakfast, its the big room that has food in it. I can literally see the stupid door from here. Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: Hell. It’s in hell. Guest: What…… Continue reading things i wish i could say
We had a family come for early check in. Okay we had like 900 families come for early check ins but this one took the fucking cake. We told them we were still cleaning rooms and could process their check in and when the room was ready in about 20 minutes we’d give them the…… Continue reading who does that?!?
Hotels are like a giant toilet line. If someone is using the toilet, you can’t have it. And I am sure as hell not going to go bother someone taking a shit so you can take a shit before they are done taking a shit My response to someone on reddit implying we lie or…… Continue reading please close your mouth