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the shitacaine

So someone is smoking in my second floor indoor hallway. It’s California it’s illegal. I have one guest who we’re going to end up having to comp or some shit tomorrow who keeps complaining about smoke smell and I honestly can’t tell which room its coming from because I’m pretty sure some cheesedick is smoking…… Continue reading the shitacaine

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the long awaited story of the ant lady aka the one where my dad saw where i work

I don’t know what the fuck was in the water yesterday but everyone was batshit crazy. I opened yesterday and immediately there was the Ant Lady. She came up and started yelling at me about a coworker of mine and whatever. I hadn’t even had time to open the book of horrors but her story…… Continue reading the long awaited story of the ant lady aka the one where my dad saw where i work

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The queen visits another castle

So I worked open yesterday after going to a rather hard core rock show the night before and I have a sprained ankle and busted up elbow from it. (Trust me it was awesome.) Anyway when I was done with dealing with another 900 “where is breakfast” (I fucking just told you where it was…… Continue reading The queen visits another castle

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things i wish i could say

Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: The same goddamned place it was yesterday when I drew you a map to get to it. You can see breakfast, its the big room that has food in it. I can literally see the stupid door from here. Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: Hell. It’s in hell. Guest: What…… Continue reading things i wish i could say

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who does that?!?

We had a family come for early check in. Okay we had like 900 families come for early check ins but this one took the fucking cake. We told them we were still cleaning rooms and could process their check in and when the room was ready in about 20 minutes we’d give them the…… Continue reading who does that?!?