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the one where i really almost lost my shit

Yesterday was my Friday and trust me when I say I needed it to be Friday. It was supposed to be a really really chill night but nope. Surprise, Motherfuckas, we’re 5 rooms away from a sell out and everyone has their “I suck” pants on. I get there to be greeted by an insanely…… Continue reading the one where i really almost lost my shit

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What a beautiful wedding said the bridesmaid to the waiter…

I worked opening shift this morning and knew we had some weddings in the house but nothing prepared me for the bucket of wedding crazy I got from a guest in our 4th floor section today… About an hour after check out on our property the house line rang and it was room 4XX. I’ll…… Continue reading What a beautiful wedding said the bridesmaid to the waiter…

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tales from the phone

This happened the other night…. The house phone rang meaning that some diamond snowflake golden bamboo stick member wanted something and he didn’t want to come down and get it and he also apparently didn’t like the Houseperson on duty for some reason and wanted me to bring it. Me: Okay sir I can bring…… Continue reading tales from the phone

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my third graduation weekend begins…

Come Sunday I am going to be a husk of an FDA. Tomorrow I go in to open again. Tomorrow is the unofficial start of the weekend in the city where I work. Tomorrow is the unofficial start of alumni weekend for the college that’s about to make my life hell by graduating. We are…… Continue reading my third graduation weekend begins…

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the Scottish Broad

Yesterday a woman came to check in at my hotel traveling from Scottland, alone. There was a reason for that. She was well…. I’ll be me. She’ll be Scottish Broad. Me: Welcome to the (this place) Hotel, How can I help you today? Scottish Broad: SCOTTISH BROAD! Me: Yes, so you have a reservation. SB:…… Continue reading the Scottish Broad