When I checked in at the last [brand hotel] I stayed at for my high school reunion, this happened. Upon check in the FDA and I were shooting the shit and he called me sir and I called him ma’am and we burst out laughing because we honestly have no idea what we’re saying half…… Continue reading Genderless Personhood of the keys
So hotel workers talk to each other and some times some of them are funnier than I am. This one took the cake. For all you night auditors like me who just want some peace and quiet. The check-ins are all processed, No more credit cards left to sweep. You should be cozy and warm…… Continue reading GUEST POST
Yesterday I was HONORED GUEST of a hotel up in another city. Super dope suite, evening reception and no one calling me “hey you” or “fuck you,” which is apparently my other name. After the concert we went to last night I ended up down in the lobby watching tv and just generally hanging out…… Continue reading On the other side of the desk
It’s Monday right? It’s Thursday for me but the rest of the world thinks it’s Monday so I should just be getting bus loads of Europeans (check!) Business travelers (check!) and some random old retired people with very specific needs (check!) Nope. Not only did I get that I got two VERY SPECIAL guests joining…… Continue reading this is monday
So I worked open yesterday after going to a rather hard core rock show the night before and I have a sprained ankle and busted up elbow from it. (Trust me it was awesome.) Anyway when I was done with dealing with another 900 “where is breakfast” (I fucking just told you where it was…… Continue reading The queen visits another castle
The other day I had a woman call me from Nevada asking about rates for a weekend she could come out and see her man who is locked up here. He was recently transferred from a facility in a place it was more economical to visit than here. My heart instantly dropped for her because…… Continue reading jail time doesn’t mean you don’t get my time.
I knew today was going to be kind of a shit show. 4th of July is a neighboring town’s BIG DAMN DEAL and they have the most expensive fireworks show I’ve ever seen. But I wasn’t prepared for what I walked into at all…. We had a guest who checked in last night and after…… Continue reading happy birthday America aka WHAT IN THE ACTUAL EFF?