Yesterday I was HONORED GUEST of a hotel up in another city. Super dope suite, evening reception and no one calling me “hey you” or “fuck you,” which is apparently my other name. After the concert we went to last night I ended up down in the lobby watching tv and just generally hanging out…… Continue reading On the other side of the desk
So I worked open yesterday after going to a rather hard core rock show the night before and I have a sprained ankle and busted up elbow from it. (Trust me it was awesome.) Anyway when I was done with dealing with another 900 “where is breakfast” (I fucking just told you where it was…… Continue reading The queen visits another castle
We had a family come for early check in. Okay we had like 900 families come for early check ins but this one took the fucking cake. We told them we were still cleaning rooms and could process their check in and when the room was ready in about 20 minutes we’d give them the…… Continue reading who does that?!?
Hotels are like a giant toilet line. If someone is using the toilet, you can’t have it. And I am sure as hell not going to go bother someone taking a shit so you can take a shit before they are done taking a shit My response to someone on reddit implying we lie or…… Continue reading please close your mouth
The other day I had a woman call me from Nevada asking about rates for a weekend she could come out and see her man who is locked up here. He was recently transferred from a facility in a place it was more economical to visit than here. My heart instantly dropped for her because…… Continue reading jail time doesn’t mean you don’t get my time.
So a friend of mine has been being courted by my last property for a front desk position and came to me to ask about what it’s like to work there. She currently works at an Upscale Flag of a Big Chain that pays like big shit and can’t keep a crew. Anyway she let…… Continue reading ghost in the machine
So today the phone was providing me with so much entertainment I took it out into the parking lot and went office space on it with an empty paint can…. Okay I didn’t. But I did endure this. I’ll be me and he’ll be Mr Barstow because clearly the drugs had kicked in… Me: Thank…… Continue reading today on the phone