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The Psychoist Psychoshift

So I come in today for a 3-11 and IDK what the fuck had been going on all morning but everyone already seemed like they were in a shitty mood. Then I realize it’s that time of the month…. no not mine, time to turn in tax exempt forms for guests we don’t charge whatever…… Continue reading The Psychoist Psychoshift

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GUEST POST

So hotel workers talk to each other and some times some of them are funnier than I am. This one took the cake. For all you night auditors like me who just want some peace and quiet. The check-ins are all processed, No more credit cards left to sweep. You should be cozy and warm…… Continue reading GUEST POST

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things I wish I could say part 2

Just the greatest hits from my facebook page over the last few days: Lady just came in to check in to the hotel and was chewing some food and just threw her credit card at me and stared at me. What? Do you have a reservation? Do you want a room? What planet are you…… Continue reading things I wish I could say part 2

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this is monday

It’s Monday right? It’s Thursday for me but the rest of the world thinks it’s Monday so I should just be getting bus loads of Europeans (check!) Business travelers (check!) and some random old retired people with very specific needs (check!) Nope. Not only did I get that I got two VERY SPECIAL guests joining…… Continue reading this is monday

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the shitacaine

So someone is smoking in my second floor indoor hallway. It’s California it’s illegal. I have one guest who we’re going to end up having to comp or some shit tomorrow who keeps complaining about smoke smell and I honestly can’t tell which room its coming from because I’m pretty sure some cheesedick is smoking…… Continue reading the shitacaine

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things i wish i could say

Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: The same goddamned place it was yesterday when I drew you a map to get to it. You can see breakfast, its the big room that has food in it. I can literally see the stupid door from here. Guest: Where is breakfast? Me: Hell. It’s in hell. Guest: What…… Continue reading things i wish i could say