how do you survive on your own · la la la lobby time · people on the phone · Uncategorized

your wifi is broken

Guest on phone: Your wifi doesn’t work. I put in the password and it doesn’t work.

Me: the password is ****** and is printed on the key envelope.

GOP: It doesn’t work.

Me: Is this a laptop or a cell phone.

(trust me this is important actually, it can determine how I have to “fix” the problem.)

Guest on phone: *hangs up on me.*

Later…

Guest On Phone: HAVE YOU FIXED THE WIFI PASSWORD YET?

Me: Sir it is printed on your key envelope but it is still ******.

Guest: It’d doesn’t work. You are wrong.

Later….

Guest comes into lobby and thrusts phone at me.

Guest: YOU PUT THE PASSWORD IN YOU WILL SEE IT DOES NOT WORK.

Me: *in my sleep puts password in, phone connects to the wifi* Here you go sir, have a good night.

Guest: YOU DID A TRICK! You changed the password before I came down.

Me: *gets out an another key envelope with the same wifi code stamped on it, draws a box around the code like I do at every check in* The code is here, ****8

Guest’s wife: I kept telling you that last number wasn’t a B but you don’t listen.

Me: Thank you, have a good night!

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