Guest on phone: Your wifi doesn’t work. I put in the password and it doesn’t work.
Me: the password is ****** and is printed on the key envelope.
GOP: It doesn’t work.
Me: Is this a laptop or a cell phone.
(trust me this is important actually, it can determine how I have to “fix” the problem.)
Guest on phone: *hangs up on me.*
Guest On Phone: HAVE YOU FIXED THE WIFI PASSWORD YET?
Me: Sir it is printed on your key envelope but it is still ******.
Guest: It’d doesn’t work. You are wrong.
Guest comes into lobby and thrusts phone at me.
Guest: YOU PUT THE PASSWORD IN YOU WILL SEE IT DOES NOT WORK.
Me: *in my sleep puts password in, phone connects to the wifi* Here you go sir, have a good night.
Guest: YOU DID A TRICK! You changed the password before I came down.
Me: *gets out an another key envelope with the same wifi code stamped on it, draws a box around the code like I do at every check in* The code is here, ****8
Guest’s wife: I kept telling you that last number wasn’t a B but you don’t listen.
Me: Thank you, have a good night!